Sunday, January 2, 2011

Happy New Year

Recipe for a Hawaiian New Year’s Eve

Start with multiple families ranging in age from 9 months to 90 years old.
Marinate for an entire day in alcohol, mainly Heineken and Steinlager. Age in the sun.
Add a small fortune of legal and illegal fireworks.
Douse liberally with more alcohol, tequila, and rum.
Mix in firearms.
Combine with souped-up hatchback automobiles.
At the stroke of midnight add a touch of insanity.
Put all ingredients directly outside our bedroom window. And let them bake until fireworks, ammo, and alcohol run out.
Then have owner of house decide to mow his lawn at 7:00 a.m. New Year's Day.

Happy New Year from Pahala.

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